Blonde, burnette and a redhead are all stuck on a island. Next island is 20 miles away. Brunette goes for it, gets 5 miles out and drowns. Redhead goes for it, gets 10 miles, drowns. Blonde foes for it, gets 19 miles out, gets tired, comes back.
Collection of maybe the funnies Redhead jokes in internet.
A brunette, red-head and a blonde were sentenced to death and are all about to be killed by a firing squad.
The brunette is first to face the firing squad. The firing squad ready themselves, “READY, AIM -“”TSUNAMI!” the brunette screams. The firing squad look around for the tsunami and sea nothing (geddit…?). In that brief moment, the brunette had managed to escape her peril.
The red-head is next in line. The firing squad begins, “READY, AIM -” “TORNADO!” The red-head yells. The firing squad twist their heads around in a panic, to find no tornado and…no red-head. She too had escaped.
Finally, it was the blondes turn. The firing squad prepared themselves, “READY, AIM-” “FIRE!” Yelled the blonde.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the race — a Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette.
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up onto the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled onto the beach in second place.
Nearly 4 hours later, the Brunette finally stumbled ashore and collapsed in front of the worried crowd. Several journalists surrounded her and asked why it had taken so long for her to finish the race.
“Well, I don’t want to sound like a sore loser,” she said. “But I’m pretty sure those two other girls were using their arms.”